Saturday, August 1, 2009

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fruit

This is me in the video, but it's an idea I stole from Hetero Life Partner Tim (HLPTim). It's a little dated, since the Ray Comfort thing has been around awhile.

Still, it's a confluence of events:
  • Wife out of town
  • I had nothing to do
  • I had fruit
Enjoy!


9 comments:

Phil Plait, The Bad Astronomer said...

This was very funny. However, my overriding concern is how much you're starting to look like John DeLancie.

The Man Version said...

My Q-osity has been a growing concern for about 20 years -- exacerbated slightly here because this was about two hours after I got a haircut.

As long as people look at me and think "morally ambiguous Star Trek antagonist" and not "perverted OB/GYN from The Hand that Rocks the Cradle," I suppose I'll manage.

(Hmmm... I wonder if I can get in shape enough between now and D*C to make Patrick Stewart do a double-take...)

Masala Skeptic said...

Ok but how much of a mess did you leave on the dining table!?!

Scott said...

You will go to hell (aka Ray Comfort's living room) for using the lord's name in vain. Evil atheist pagan fruitlover!

Steve DeGroof said...

What, no pomegranate?

The Man Version said...

I was limited in my fruit choices to what the Kroger around the corner had in stock. I was stunned they had a whole pineapple.

They also had a papaya, but I went with the coconut instead. Didn't want to make it too long. (I did have a whole "look, a gorilla testicle" bit worked up, but decided not to buy a kiwi.)

And the dinner table is clean, thank you -- it's the sink that looks like someone blew up a fruit basket.

Karen Stollznow said...

It's a shame your local grocer didn't have a durian...

Artful Dodger said...

"...that's why Jesus gave us handguns." Masala, can I nominate this for COTW?

Bill Barnett said...

Amazing! Good stuff, Christian. I've got to share this with my wife! LOL!