Friday, May 15, 2009

The Jenny McCarthy Song

My friend and patron-but-not-in-a-gay-Mozart-way Brian Thompson has written, performed, recorded, and posted a video about Jenny McCarthy's latest campaign: getting famous again.

Oh, wait. Sorry. Too "big picture." Jenny's campaigning to reduce the number of vaccines kids take. Jenny has problems with vaccines, because they don't have a vaccine to prevent lower back pain caused by hauling massive breast implants around. Also, she hates other people.

Anyway, Brian maintains The Amateur Scientist page and podcast (to which I am lucky enough to contribute). Pass the word about this video, so he can get rich and famous so that next time he comes to Atlanta, he doesn't have to sleep in a Quiznos dumpster with three tranny hobos and a sack of dead muskrats. (Yes, he failed to read the fine print on Priceline.)


4 comments:

B. Thompson said...

I booked a room at the Georgian Terrace this year! No more hobos for me!

Artful Dodger said...

Can't wait for the punk version.

DrSteggy said...

Jenny McCarthy pisses me off. But this song was funny. Thanks

Masala Skeptic said...

The hobos at the Georgian Terrace are the best hobos in Atlanta.